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Overwatch 2·Player Archetype

You're the reason the team had anywhere to stand, and you've made peace with the fact that this never shows up in the chat log. You walk in first, you eat the ult that was aimed at your support, you spin the javelin, you fortify, and you come out at 90 HP with the fight already won behind you. Everyone else gets to have opinions about that fight. You were in it. When "tank diff" shows up you don't argue, because arguing has never once added a health bar. You queue tank again, and you know exactly why that queue is instant.

Slow burnL

You farm the lead. Patience is your weapon.

Risk managerC

You fold when others shove. That's why you're still alive.

Solo wolfS

You carry alone. Teammates are just names on the minimap.

Data drivenD

Win rates and timers are your religion.

Efficiency modeU

You don't need it to look good. You just need it to work.

Titanium tiltK

You get inted and keep playing. Teammates envy the calm.

Symptoms
  • 01You've eaten an ult aimed at your support and considered it a good use of your body.
  • 02"Tank diff" shows up in chat. You keep walking.
  • 03Nobody has ever thanked you for holding a choke and you stopped expecting it seasons ago.
  • 04Your queue pops instantly and you know exactly what that means about everyone else.
  • 05Your best games look boring on the scoreboard and you can explain why.
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