D.Va.

You've never apologized for where the mech ends up. Boosters in, Matrix up, and you're already past the line your team agreed to hold, hunting the one squishy who assumed the backline was safe tonight. Half of what you do never shows up on the scoreboard: eating an ultimate that was aimed at your healer, boosting a careless flanker clean off a ledge and filing it under map awareness instead of a kill. The other half is timing nobody else gets to touch — you decide when a two-ton mech becomes a bomb, and with Boosters still active you can steer that bomb into a fight from somewhere your team never saw you go. When it detonates wrong, you don't sit with it. Ninety seconds later you've called down a fresh mech and you're running the same plan. Get knocked down to a pilot and a Light Gun, and you still don't fall back — baby D.Va finishes the guy who thought the fight was already over, because retreating was never actually in the kit. Your team keeps asking where the tank went. The tank went to go win this from an angle nobody voted on.

• 01You've boosted a full-health support clean off a ledge and logged it as map awareness, not a kill.
• 02Defense Matrix has eaten an ultimate meant for your healer, and you've never once brought it up in chat.
• 03You've detonated mid-flight and steered the wreck into the exact group your team spent ten minutes telling you to avoid.
• 04Knocked down to a pilot and a Light Gun, you didn't fall back — you finished the guy who assumed you were done.